God and I are with you. Stay strong, warrior.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Christian couple: We waited to have sex until we got married.
America: WHAT?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! ARE YOU STUCK IN THE 1800's?!
(Source: yes-and-amen, via evenwhenifail)
Abraham: was old
Jacob: was insecure
Leah: was unattractive
Joseph: was abused
Moses: stuttered
Gideon: was poor
Samson: was co-dependent
Rahab: was immoral
David: had an affair and all kinds of family problems
Elijah: was suicidal
Jeremiah: was depressed
Jonah: was reluctant
Naomi:…
The Hunger Games 30 Day Challenge
Day 9: Your Favorite Quote
It is literally IMPOSSIBLE to pick just one! But if I HADDDD to, I’d say this one!
“It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.” -Finnick, Mockingjay
I did, actually.
And then my best friend fall for him, so I stepped out.
And then she was over him and I become his best friend.
And then he told me he’s got a boyfriend.
And they’re happy. In love. Understanding each other’s dustiest corners of their mixed-up souls…
(Source: emilybadman)
